My name is Maddie, 20.
History major with a minor in education and cultural anthropology. I am a nerd that likes punk and ska punk......and satire especially Chuck Palahniuk.
I am thinking about posting random and awkward thing that happen to me in college.
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
- love yourself like Kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like Kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like Kanye knows he’s the shit
People with female parts will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.