My name is Maddie, 20. History major with a minor in secondary education. I am a nerd that likes punk and ska punk......and satire especially Chuck Palahniuk.

 

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox)

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

(Source: thelandofwtf)

seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

I

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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(Source: lindsaylohoean)

rangerkimmy:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong

rangerkimmy:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial