My name is Maddie, 20.
History major with a minor in secondary education. I am a nerd that likes punk and ska punk......and satire especially Chuck Palahniuk.

 

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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visirion:


xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

Here’s a video, so you can see more angles, including the wounds on his feet.

visirion:

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

Here’s a video, so you can see more angles, including the wounds on his feet.

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purrfectly-alex:

I just want someone to cuddle with

to run their fingertips over my skin

and kiss me

and just care about me

ibeggedformercytwice:

Okay but can we talk about Colin’s section of the Midterm Hoedown because I have never seen anything more accurate on my life.

smoochdude:

u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”

demons-i-get:

spread-your-legs-and-fly:

classes to bring up my GPA:

  • ap procrastinating
  • ap cuddling
  • ap poorly explaining the entire plot of tv shows
  • ap being over emotional

ap snacking

ap being a disappointment

ap not giving a shit

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

agrissas:

Best quotes » The Princess Bride

Narrowing it down to just 10 lines was the hardest part. One of the most quotable movies of all time.

Bonus round:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

nine scenes[8/9]

I DON’T THINK NON-WHOVIANS UNDERSTAND OUR TERROR LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN HATE ON MOFFAT ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN HE WRITES EPISODES IN RTD’S ERA (not to mention the non-canon spoof) HE MAKES TERRIFYING ANTAGONISTS AND IT SERIOUSLY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU