My name is Maddie, 20. History major with a minor in secondary education. I am a nerd that likes punk and ska punk......and satire especially Chuck Palahniuk.

 

black-nata:

marvel is like the grandma that always gives you $100 when you ask for ten and fills up your plate with seconds even though you’re full.

and DC is like that one uncle who’s always an asshole but you keep inviting over for dinner hoping that things will be better this time but they never are.

edwardspoonhands:

spirantization:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…

edwardspoonhands:

spirantization:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…

barrelbums:

have-go0dvibes:



this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.





ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

It’s baaaack

barrelbums:

have-go0dvibes:

this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

It’s baaaack

hismarmorealcalm:

Salvador Dalí  ”Melting clock”  Bronze 1977 (Profile of Time)
via unbelievable-things

hismarmorealcalm:

Salvador Dalí  ”Melting clock”  Bronze 1977 (Profile of Time)

via unbelievable-things

jedhenry:

I just learned about painter John Brosio. Wow. 

Here’s his website: http://www.johnbrosio.com

blhak:

With so many pedophiles in prison, why are we still making tests in animals ?

orphanblacks:

i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man