My name is Maddie, 20. History major with a minor in secondary education. I am a nerd that likes punk and ska punk......and satire especially Chuck Palahniuk.

 

vladimirputinwillfuckyouup:

People are reporting a Russian submarine has had an accident in the waters off Sweden but I am calling bullshit on that claim. And I will fire a goddamn torpedo at anyone who says otherwise.

vladimirputinwillfuckyouup:

People are reporting a Russian submarine has had an accident in the waters off Sweden but I am calling bullshit on that claim. And I will fire a goddamn torpedo at anyone who says otherwise.

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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coolbloqqer:

how to do halloween right: be friends with someone who’s allergic to chocolate 

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once

next day: *everything fucks up*

nullbula:

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

death-by-lulz:

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